So a dog walks into the forest and he sees a whale and says “aren’t you supposed to be in the ocean?” and the whale says “Yes.
- A joke told by the Russian exchange student that used to go to my school (via wickedpedia)

(Source: loh-lee-tah, via ijusttrolledyouwithbazinga)




the1janitor:

makhbro:

#if a cat and a dog got married this is what they would look like

that is actually a perfect description
lovequotesrus:

Everything you love is here


4thofjulys:

either that was a firework or another tribute is dead 

(Source: literallyrad, via letsrunawayt0neverland)


horrormetalpunk:

Tim Burton’s ‘Edward Scissorhands’ (1990)
awwww-cute:

Shiner likes to feel like a superhero

When from our better selves we have too long
Been parted by the hurrying world, and droop,
Sick of its business, of its pleasures tired,
How gracious, how benign, is Solitude;
How potent a mere image of her sway;
Most potent when impressed upon the mind
With an appropriate human centre—hermit, 360
Deep in the bosom of the wilderness;
Votary (in vast cathedral, where no foot
Is treading, where no other face is seen)
Kneeling at prayers; or watchman on the top
Of lighthouse, beaten by Atlantic waves;
Or as the soul of that great Power is met
Sometimes embodied on a public road,
When, for the night deserted, it assumes
A character of quiet more profound
Than pathless wastes.
-

The Prelude

Book Fourth, Summer Vacation (extract)

William Wordsworth

(via parergonal)

(via journalofanobody)